Shakespeare’s (English) Histories

fuhkboyhamlet:

King John: There is no freaking reference to the Magna Carta. WTF?

Richard II: He cries a lot. Also, thinks he’s Jesus.

Henry IV Part 1: Everyone’s name is Henry. Except for Falstaff.

Henry IV Part 2: Hal realizes what a jerk he’s been.

Henry V: A bunch of Nationalistic Pride followed by some awkward wooing.

Henry VI Part 1: might be Shakespeare’s first play? We can tell.

Henry VI Part 2: If we’re being honest, we’ve all forgotten what happens in which Henry.

Henry VI Part 3: God, this play is long. OH! A New King.

Richard III: Evil. Evil. Evil. OH look! A Tudor! Aren;t they Great 😉

Henry VIII: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! SHE IS SO GREAT! LET ME WRITE A POEM TO HER GREATNESS!