This might have been thought already, but I’m going to say what’s on my mind.

I want a production of Julius Caesar where Brutus and all of the other Senators sing to the tune of the musical number “Cell Block Tango” from Chicago, but they sing about their plans to kill Caesar and their grievances with him.

Brutus: “He will run into our swords… he will run into our swords 23 times.”

The Senators: “HE HAD IT COMIN”

(Like, the production will have to pay royalties or something where they can use the song legally obviously(I don’t know much about how productions parody songs and how they have to take care of legalities), but yeah this is an idea.)