a shirt that reads “ask me about the homoerotic subtext in hamlet”
all of hamlet’s problems would have been solved had horatio nominated him for queer eye
Horatio: Hamlet, you’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you keep staying up this late.
Hamlet: Jokes on you. I’m going to hate myself in the morning no matter what.
i keep on thinking “hamlet high school AU” but i never know what i mean
okay this is it
Hamlet: I’m 70% gay, 30% cynical and about 10% star-crossed.
Horatio: But… that makes 110%.
Hamlet: I’M ALSO OVERLY DRAMATIC AND TEND TO EXAGGERATE OKAY
Why I relate to Horatio:
•Done with everyone’s drama
•Ride or die friend
Why I relate to Hamlet:
•A little extra
•G A Y
•Needs hugs and many naps
Um okay one problem with this post, Hamlet takes the time to go have a pipe ready and spends like 5 minutes bating R&G into the big reveal of “How dare you try to play me like this pipe"and you’d call him just a little extra?
You have a fair point.
My aesthetic is a Shakespeare scholar arguing that Hamlet would have absolutely borrowed Horatio’s lecture notes because Horatio is clearly the better student.
(which the book I’m reading is)