Category: mercutio

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beautifullydisasterousmilla:

What the fuck was Romeo so DRAMATIC for like just eat some Ben and Jerry’s and cry it out with Mercutio and MOVE ON MAN

Conversation

Romeo: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Mercutio, mumbling with his mouth full: No.
Romeo: Then what’s on your pants?
Mercutio: That’s cocaine.

As a future aspiring English professor, I am S…

As a future aspiring English professor, I am SO going to share my not heterosexual and not cisgender af interpretations of Shakespearean characters, such as Mercutio, Hamlet, Horatio, Antonio, Sebastian, Viola/Cesario, etc, etc, etc.

Regular

drunken-shakespeare:

“When I said “take her to the bone zone” I didn’t mean the fucking graveyard.”

— Mercutio, to Romeo. 

The only  good ship in Romeo and Juliet

limpblotter:

Benvolio and Mercutio

Conversation

Romeo: is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
Benvolio: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, and desolated
Mercutio: smad

angelstills:

angelstills:

Romeo & Juliet (2013)

angelstills:

angelstills:

Romeo and Juliet (1968)

Conspiracy theory:

janeeyreofmanderley:

When Mercutio lay dying  Queen Mab came and took pity on him, and since she could not heal his wounds she turned him into a fairy and got him a job in the fairy court of a friend of hers.
This also explains why Puck got so annoyed at the players, in his former life he had god knows enough trouble with star crossed lovers!

shimyereh:Autocorrect tried to suggest I should rewrite “Mercutio” as “Overcautious” and that is…

shimyereh:

Autocorrect tried to suggest I should rewrite “Mercutio” as “Overcautious” and that is hilariously inaccurate in so many ways.