Romeo and Juliet
friar laurence: romeo she’s alive
friar laurence: oh god he has airpods in he can’t hear me oh god
What the fuck was Romeo so DRAMATIC for like just eat some Ben and Jerry’s and cry it out with Mercutio and MOVE ON MAN
Romeo: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Mercutio, mumbling with his mouth full: No.
Romeo: Then what’s on your pants?
Mercutio: That’s cocaine.
“When I said “take her to the bone zone” I didn’t mean the fucking graveyard.”
— Mercutio, to Romeo.